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Retirement: Remastered
SAY HELLO
Meet Paddy
I'm a retired greyhound living on a small Scottish island with my human and spare human.
Before retirement, I spent my time running around race tracks. These days I specialise in sleeping, beach patrols, strategic blanket arrangements and monitoring cheese supplies.
I enjoy long naps, short walks, sunny spots and being hand-fed snacks at a reasonable height.
I do not enjoy rain, late dinners or administrative failures.
What started as a few photos and videos has grown into a wonderful community of dog lovers from all over the world. Through GreyhoundPaddy, I share the important realities of retired greyhound life, including naps, snacks, beds and the occasional formal complaint.
Thank you for visiting.
Please make yourself comfortable.
I certainly have.
🐾 Paddy
Retired Greyhound
Professional Napper
Professional napper
Wildlife monitor
Human performance reviewer
Beach patrol supervisor
Cheese enthusiast
Put me on your lock screen. I don't mind.
Join the mailing list and I'll send you the free wallpaper pack, plus new guides and the occasional field report from the beach.
Occasional emails. Unsubscribe anytime. No nonsense.
MEET THE REGULARS
Paddy's Neighbours
HareyMary
Kind, quiet and very motherly. She keeps a gentle eye on everyone around her. One of the more sensible members of the neighbourhood.
Hareold
Energetic, funny and always willing to take a risk. He can be a little childish at times, but life is rarely dull when Hareold is around.
Thelma Thrush
Kind hearted and always fussing about everyone. She likes to make sure the neighbourhood is in order and everybody is behaving themselves.
Blair Blackbird
Always busy and never sits still for long. A devoted family man and a very hard worker. I get tired just watching him.
WHAT YOU'LL FIND HERE
Everything a retired greyhound needs you to know
Practical, breed-specific help for anyone living with, or thinking about adopting retired greyhound.
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SLEPT DAILY
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SOCIAL CHANNELS
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GUIDES & POSTS
19 hrs
VERY GOOD BOY
WHAT YOU'LL FIND HERE
Tested by a greyhound, mostly while asleep
An honest shortlist of what actually works. Some links earn a small commission at no extra cost to you.
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Everyday training treats
Small, soft, gone in seconds.
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Long-lasting chews
For the ten minutes a day I'm awake.
Calming bed for big hounds
Long enough for a full roach.
Waterproof winter coat
Essential. Scotland is damp.